31Jan2013
January is a Big Nerd
Just another three months of cold and colorless SLC winter and we’ll be right as rain.
18Dec2012
Checklist for the End of the World.
Its been a busy year. Too busy.
11Jul2012
Read to Pink Floyd.
I really don’t like Easter Bunnies or any bunny for that matter, cute and fluffy as they may be.
25Feb2012
I’m Thirty BOOM!
I can’t wait to be a grown up!
14Feb2012
The International Language.
Poor Norman. He just wanted some one-on-one.
21Dec2011
The Real Clause.
I stopped believing in Santa the year I realized there was no way anything larger than a chipmunk could fit down our tiny chimney.
14Dec2011
Rudolph Has Low Self-Esteem.
Rudolf plays a festive part in my neurosis.
22Nov2011
Bruce Willis, The Swayze, and Me.
Dead all this time, and I’m wasting my time on Face Book?
07Oct2011
Thirty Years of Halloween
I have prepared a super-exciting list of what I have dressed up as each year. Yeah, I did that.
04Oct2011
Chocolate Makes Us Almost Human.
Wanna see my list? I made it with a sweet font.