Phil, the Disillusioned Vampire
“I hold Stephanie Meyer personally responsible for the domestication of the vampire. She has single-handedly pussified a once formidable monster.”
“I hold Stephanie Meyer personally responsible for the domestication of the vampire. She has single-handedly pussified a once formidable monster.”
I know what you’re thinking, “But Diana, aren’t Zombies just fictional monsters found in such hilarious films as “Night of the Living Dead”?” No, my naive back-talking friend, they are real.
This life is too short to put off living. Its too precious not to see the silver lining even when its overcast.
Somehow, from the early hours of her birthday Avery knew instinctively what turning two would mean for her.
A wise men once said, “To pick up clothes and wash them, dry them, fold them, and put them away is the lamest, most time-consuming chore known to man.”
“With the Sword of Omens and my enchanted claw shield there is none who dares oppose me!”
“If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say, in a pleasant and hopeful voice, “Well, this isn’t too bad…”