Leggings Are Not a Sign of the Apocalypse.
The day a pair of pants ruins my life and the lives of those around me I will concede to the evils of the legging.
Life Lessons From Mordor: Part 1
You’re welcome.
The International Language.
Poor Norman. He just wanted some one-on-one.
Rudolph Has Low Self-Esteem.
Rudolf plays a festive part in my neurosis.
Bruce Willis, The Swayze, and Me.
Dead all this time, and I’m wasting my time on Face Book?
Ten Reasons Why I’d Rather: Part Three
I’d Rather Be Electrocuted than Scrapbook.
People Without Eyebrows Cannot Be Trusted.
There is one group that makes me particularly uncomfortable. And that group is the eyebrow-less.
Ten Reasons Why It Sucks to Be a Unicorn.
I know what you’re thinking: what could possibly suck about being a gloriously magical, shimmering lord of equines?
The Seven Habits of Highly Defective People
After all, what does success matter when you can skate through life on pure, unadulterated cerebellum?
Twilight: Condensed
Of three things I was sure. First, that Edward was a vampire. Second, some part of him thirsted for my blood. Third, I was idiotically and irrevocably in love with him…