1. “No milk will ever be our milk.”
2. “I didn’t like him anyway. He wasn’t right in the head.”
3. “Face it, you’re a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren’t making yourself a better citizen?”
4. “Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded.”
5. “The Chad is great.”
6. “Ash nazg durbatuluh.”
7. “You can’t buy the necessities of life with cookies.”
8. “I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nose punk leave my cheese out in the wind.”
9. “What are we going to discuss next, my favorite color?”
10. “Do you know the dolphin? Do you call him at home?”
11. “Must try other people’s clean silverware as part of fun of dining out.”
12. “Don’t mind her. She’s just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister.”
13. “I’ve been dead once already, its very liberating.”
14. “Last night Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take (name) out that he’d melt my brain.”
15. “You know what’s remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.”
16. “‘Sorry’ doesn’t put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it (name)?”
17. “I’m a little concerned right now, about your salvation and stuff.”
18. “Bow to Xerxes!”
19. “A lot of respectable people have been hit by trains.”
20. “It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”
21. “A writer? What do you have to write about? You’re not oppressed, you’re not gay!”
22. “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
23. “Are you mad? I am your daughter!”
24. “Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
25. “We all go a little mad sometimes.”
26. “The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers!”
27. “Good news, everybody! We’re extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.”
28. “I know kung fu.”
29. “This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who!”
30. “We’re living in a material world and I am a material girl. Or boy.”
31. “Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles (name) is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire gem state.”
32. “Well what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.”
33. “Nothing shocks me, I’m a scientist.”
34. “I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of government working for them, and that ain’t bad!”
35. “She said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining every body’s lives and eating all our steak!”
36. “I’ve opened my heart to you two loverly children and your hideous primate.”
37. “The swan ate my baby!”
38. “No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more than I love this brush.”
39. “This is one doodle that can’t be undid, Homeskillet.”
40. “I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder!”
This was fun! I’ll have to think up some of my own. I think a movie quote smack down is imminent.
Wow, I need to get out more. Or at least get HBO. I could only identify maybe 5 of those quotes, but the other ones made me laugh just the same. I’ll have to go back and watch “Rudy” and “The Three Amigos” again, seeing as those are the only two movies we own. I’m sure I’ll find some hilarious and/or moving quotes from those two lovely films.
I think I know about a third of them, another third I recognize (and use), and the rest I can’t place at all.
Did these just pop out from the top of your head? Wow-I have a whole new level of respect for you.
Oh, this is my kind of smack-down! I think I can get maybe 2/3rds of them (i think)…I’ll have to guess on some of the others, cause it’s been a while, others I think you just made up!! If they were said randomly throughout a Sortor home movie, they don’t count!
K–I know 14. 14! You’ve been watching movies without me, haven’t you? It’s OK. Here’s one for you: “They’re using skunks to heighten the atmosphere of squalor and despair! Brilliant!”
So far the score is as follows:
Shana +23
Todd +33 in the lead
Angie +23
I will give the rest of you a little more time before declaring a new champion. And Angie, I have absolutely no idea. I am stumped.
Oh and I’m actually VERY impressed that you guessed some of those. Well done!
“They’re using skunks to heighten the atmosphere of squalor and despair!”??? I have heard that before…in a Will Ferrel movie…DANG IT! Am I getting closer?
Ben Stiller???
Is it Dodge Ball?
oh no…you won’t get an email from me. i have no clue and would need the internet cheats. if we’re playing calvin ball and i change the rule, then i could win. Here’s an easy one from my favorite movie of my childhood– Quote is: “Moon child”
Angie, is it from “Talledega Nights”? or “Kicking and Screaming?” I only saw those once and I can’t quite remember.
Anna- no idea.
Melissa! I’m so happy to hear from you! I’ve tried to get onto your blog but its now private. Send me an invite chica!
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YIKES! I only knew like 4 and heard of only 2 more…that’s wild!~ There needs to be a more powerful word than Champion to describe you,
O Holy Winner of Movie Line-Knowledge!! You RULE! (Pending of course you provide the answers eventually…not that I don’t trust you, I just want to know the names of the movies I’m missing out on.)
Di–you’re on the right track, but it’s not a Will Ferrell movie. It’s actually form Dirty Work. Remember Chris Farley and the skunks at the end?
Ah, Di…thought you would have certainly seen the Never Ending Story?! Too bad! LOL, I just saw the movie last night that says “The Chad is great!” Yeah, I know one.
I know ALL of them…..”Fool You!”,
“Oh Great, a druish princess!”
Here is one of my favorites…
“You are everthing I never knew I always wanted!” can you guess the movie?
Gina that quotes sounds like its from one of those LDS Singles Ward or spin off movies…lol. Good luck Di!
Who’s deleting their comments? You got something to say???
Angie! I saw that once about eight years ago so that makes me feel better that I didn’t remember. Well played lil’ sis.
Hey Gina I don’t believe you. Why don’t you go ahead and email me your answers and prove it Mrs. Smug-Pants McGee.
But you have me stumped once again on the movie line. I guess I’m only champion of my favorite movies.
Man I am leaving a lot of messages on my own blog. How lame of me. I just wanted to letchall know that I will be posting the answers tomarrow, so here is your last chance to be a champion.
Gina– I know all of them plus one.
I’m the one who deleted my comments. I was gloating over my apparent victory…then discretion set in and I figured I was getting ahead of myself.
Todd, see if you can conquer the list on my blog. You’ve got stiff competition, though. Angpang is doing pretty great!
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What’s the prize for first place? Praise? Respect?
Oh man!? I haven’t been seeing enough movies! Of course, I probably wouldn’t like them as much as you all do, ex. “Ace Ventura, Private Detective”. There were funny parts, but yikes!
I do know “Princess Bride”, “Napoleon Dynamite”,
“Wizard of Oz”, “Series of Unfortunate Events”, “Nacho Libre”, and the “Beauty Pageant” one with Kirsty Ally.
Wow, you guys are AWESOME! What good memories! You make your Mommy proud!
It’s actually “Ace Ventura: PET Detective.” The whole synopsis of the movie is based on the title. Maybe this is why you didn’t think it was funny? I can’t think of any other reason.