Twenty-seven Things I’ve Learned

Its official. Today I turn that magical age of twenty-seven. Much the same as twenty-six you say? I beg to differ. Perhaps I’m only a little bit wiser, a tad more mature and self-assured, a little less likely to lose this pregnancy weight- Sure. After all, what difference could one year make at this point? I’d like to think I learn something new every year. Sometimes, I even learn two or three things a year. I know. I’m kind of amazing. In most ways I will admit, I’m probably the same old Diana. Worry-prone, yes. Slightly off, yes. Really, really, ridiculously good-looking, maybe. But to tell you the truth I feel like I’ve learned some valuable lessons lately that I would like to share with you now. I call them “Twenty-seven things I’ve learned.” MMM-yes, very imaginative I know.

1. Nausea can serve a duel purpose; one- to satisfy a fetus, two- to make me appreciate life when I’m not nauseas.
2. Nothing compares to watching my children share and play nicely together.
3. Sometimes others see me more clearly than I see myself.
4. Happy jobs make happy husbands.
5. Even when we make a minimal effort Heavenly Father watches out for us.
6. I need to pick my battles.
7. Blogging is both fun and therapeutic.
8. Some people need more personal space than others.
9. People are generally more concerned about their own flaws than yours.
10. Cheese soup is much harder to make than it looks.
11. Muppets are freaking scary.
12. We all need friends even if we don’t all realize it.
13. Modelling isn’t my cup of tea.
14. Nothing is radder than David Bowie’s hair in “Labyrinth”.
15. With the right camera, anyone can be a great photographer.
16. Sometimes just laying in the sunshine is all I really need.
17. Everything is good at the Cheesecake Factory.
18. I’m either an extrovert with a white personality or an introvert with a blue personality.
19. You don’t really know a person until you see how they react to tragedy.
20. Its futile to appeal to one’s good nature, when one is a tow-truck driver.
21. Paying a little extra for a good haircut is totally worth it.
22. The first step to friendship is exposing yourself as the nerd you are.
23. Needing someone to talk to isn’t a weakness.
24. Being pessimistic isn’t as fun as it looks.
25. There is no gain without sacrifice.
26. Extreme exaggerations, or half-truths are useful tools in creative writing.
27. Nothing beats waking up to your children and husband jumping on the bed, mauling you while exclaiming “Happy Birthday Mommy!” Its the best.