This Fetus is Sucking Away My Life Force.
This fetus is sucking away my life force.
Category: Mommy v zombie
26Sep2008
15Sep2008
Valuable
This life isn’t given to us as an opportunity prove our value. This life is an opportunity to prove what we value.
Super Movie Line Ultimate Knock Down Championship
I declare myself the Super Movie Line Ultimate Knock Down Champion.
If You Can’t Say Something Nice
So I haven’t been my usual congenial self lately.
Gonna Vomit
“Twenty-Four-Hours-A-Day-Everyday-For-Two-And-A-Half-Months Sickness” is more accurate although I can see how that term is less user-friendly.
Ten Reasons Why I Will Never Be An Olympic Champion
Sorry Momma. Baby aint bringing home no gold.
Our Noisy Years Seem Moments
Everyday they play, and eat, and learn, and fight, and talk, and sing, and laugh. The days fly by. And while they are still little I make it a priority to learn as much from them as I can.
Desert Island: Part One
After weeping bitterly over the loss of everything you had in this world, you suddenly realize this isn’t entirely accurate. “I am miraculously still in possession of my five favorite books of all time!”
Avery vs. The Nothing
Puppets trump orcs, sharks, and violent Scottish men.
Eye of Sauron
A little bit-o-wisdom from me to you.