Category: Mommy v zombie
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Ten Reasons Why I’d Rather: Part Three

I’d Rather Be Electrocuted than Scrapbook.

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03Aug2011

People Without Eyebrows Cannot Be Trusted.

There is one group that makes me particularly uncomfortable. And that group is the eyebrow-less.

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07Oct2010

Anticipating Free Time.

If I had it my way I’m sure I would be quite miserable.

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Ten Reasons Why It Sucks to Be a Unicorn.

I know what you’re thinking: what could possibly suck about being a gloriously magical, shimmering lord of equines?

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I Hate Parades.

Horse crap aside, I have so many unanswered questions.

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A Post for Wayne.

Wayne said he needed a laugh so I promised him a funny post. This is not that post.

16Jan2010

How to Age Ungracefully.

I officially have my first wrinkle.

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02Jan2010

Get Naked and Start the Resolution!

The Depressing Reality Version.

21Dec2009

A Christmas Post

In his book The Screwtape Letters, C.S. Lewis refers to it as “the law of undulation”. It is the idea that everything about our human nature is cyclical: our relationships, our attitudes, our interests, our spirituality, our convictions.

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11Dec2009

The Great Cough Syrup Fiasco of 2009

Welcome insanity with a smile.