Category: Mommy v zombie
glasses
31Jan2013

January is a Big Nerd

Just another three months of cold and colorless SLC winter and we’ll be right as rain.

  • Posted by Diana Sortor
  • January 31 2013
mommyvzombie
18Dec2012

Checklist for the End of the World.

Its been a busy year. Too busy.

  • Posted by Diana Sortor
  • December 18 2012
rabit
11Jul2012

Read to Pink Floyd.

I really don’t like Easter Bunnies or any bunny for that matter, cute and fluffy as they may be.

  • Posted by Diana Sortor
  • July 11 2012
where the wild things are
25Feb2012

I’m Thirty BOOM!

I can’t wait to be a grown up!

  • Posted by Diana Sortor
  • February 25 2012
Norman
14Feb2012

The International Language.

Poor Norman. He just wanted some one-on-one.

  • Posted by Diana Sortor
  • February 14 2012
little snowman
21Dec2011

The Real Clause.

I stopped believing in Santa the year I realized there was no way anything larger than a chipmunk could fit down our tiny chimney.

  • Posted by Diana Sortor
  • December 21 2011
Rudolph-Red-Nosed-Reindeer-007
14Dec2011

Rudolph Has Low Self-Esteem.

Rudolf plays a festive part in my neurosis.

  • Posted by Diana Sortor
  • December 14 2011
herse
22Nov2011

Bruce Willis, The Swayze, and Me.

Dead all this time, and I’m wasting my time on Face Book?

  • Posted by Diana Sortor
  • November 22 2011
amazing pumpkin
07Oct2011

Thirty Years of Halloween

I have prepared a super-exciting list of what I have dressed up as each year. Yeah, I did that.

  • Posted by Diana Sortor
  • October 7 2011
chocolate zombie
04Oct2011

Chocolate Makes Us Almost Human.

Wanna see my list? I made it with a sweet font.

  • Posted by Diana Sortor
  • October 4 2011